shalapogus:

teddybear-effigy:

bless this scene

The best part is how she gave herself a smile

Relevant!!

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spinejackel:

I recently found my “gold” hammer after misplacing it. It’s my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy,

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but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.

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BUT, if you twist the very end and unscrew that

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you find a phillips screwdriver.

BUT DON’T THINK THAT’S ALL THERE IS! THERE’S MORE!! unscrew the very end again to find a smaller flat-head screwdriver!

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BUT THAT’S STILL NOT THE END!!

unscrew the end of this screwdriver to find a final, teeny tiny, flat-head screwdriver

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look at how cute it is!

it’s like a matryoshka doll of tools.

Tumblr is a very fitting site to find something this extra

(via spongebobssquarepants)


beetermination:
“awwww lapis
i have fun doing these (thank you @gemdrill for supplying me with the post-its)
art by me!
”

beetermination:

awwww lapis
i have fun doing these (thank you @gemdrill for supplying me with the post-its)

art by me!

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Honestly at this point Negan might as well bash my fucken brains out too while he’s at it.


daismonius:

iguanamouth:

bertb0t:

antique-symbolism:

bertb0t:

antique-symbolism:

Imagine a dragon at Antiques Roadshow, appraising its hoard

Imagine the dragon hoards monetarily worthless things like newspapers or old bones and the person appraising it getting more and more nervous about telling the dragon their stuff isnt worth anything

Imagine that the dragon knows this and just likes watching the person squirm.

The dragon actually hoards uncomfortable situations

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I just love it when people come up with random weird animal or dragon things and iguanamouth illustrates them just because.

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Q
Hey sorry to bother u but I was looking through my notes then saw ur name, and I was like "oh", I then decided to look a t ur blog and when I read the title and description I yelled really loud and threw my phone. All this to say, I strongly approve
A

derptastic1996:

OH GEZZE THANKS YO. Seriously thank and I’m sorry if it took me 5ever to see this

oh it’s fine, ngl i forget half my asks anyways :’D, thanks for the reply tho!


capacity:

capacity:

boystop:

im sorry. but, i love the minions and this goes off. 

This keeps echoing in my mind

“Shiba boo bahdunah Skidaba dooba du badah Greda nas skudabana biduboo beedi bahana Banana beedo boodooba babadu bido skipado badudo bohhda dida boolah budabuda Bahana bido bududa bahana bido bapudu danu chilawah manah manama manama wana kachapa tutu pata huni skipidu pubutu hano sa putuputupa tanu Shiba boo badanah”

I fucking hate how good this is what a fuck

(via alexander)


european:

when you read something on the internet about your country and it’s just wrong

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“america is great”

(via cartel)


i felt my heart stop…

i felt my heart stop…

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hot-tree:

lanternlighting:

thepinkestpug:

osseus-custos:

brot8o-chip:

outaspaceman:

I’ve invented ‘The Knife-Wielding Tentacle'👍

“if anybody would like to volunteer to come and turn it off, that would be just fine by me”

@fake-bird

@lanternlighting When did your brother get an english accent?

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(x)

when the fly keeps coming towards your food after you swat it away

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busket:

ehjaybones:

quick guys does anybody have that reaction gif of shaggy with a betrayed expression overlayed on top of shaggy looking wistfully near a tree?

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when she says she has scooby snacks but she just want your dic k

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Lust is wanting to let all your shit out at once. Self control is remembering your toilets water pressure sucks shit. Or rather, the lack thereof.
Don’t Worry About It. (Me)

I never cared for this meme but this is pretty funny

I never cared for this meme but this is pretty funny

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Wtf is sephora

alliekitaguchi:

ffunkle:

celestial-vapidity:

autisticheathermcnamara:

frcnchy:

opawl:

elasticlove:

universequartz:

twulips:

chemistree:

andrewarhol:

officialwhitegirls:

one-eyed-pom:

punlich:

venatus:

nicejewishguy:

It sounds scary

no your thinking of sephiroth,

a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels

No you’re thinking of a Seraph

A sephora is a second year college or high school student

No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.

thats definitely a selfie,
a sephora is a musical composition played by an orchestra

no you’re thinking of a symphony.
a sephora is a female name.

no you’re thinking of a Sarah, which isn’t just a name a female could have.
a sephora is a blue transparent precious stone for the month of September, also a gay space rock with future vision.

no youre thinking of a sapphire, Sephora was a greek poet from the isle of lesbos who wrote about her love of ladies

no you’re thinking of sappho. sephora is the pokemon that evolves from sunkern

isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy

no, you’re thinking of sapiosexual. Sephora is like a reddish orange color

no, you’re thinking of scarlet.
sephora is the alien princess in teen titans

No, that’s Starfire.

Sephora is that long, curved horn that jazz musicians play.

No, you’re thinking of sousaphone. Sephora was  an American writer and illustrator best known for authoring popular children’s books under the pen name Dr. Sephora.

No, you’re thinking of Dr. Suess. Sephora is a red spice used to season indian food

No, you’re talking about Saffron. Sephora is a figure of speech used to compare two or more different things using “like” or “as”.

Shut the fuck up u all made me actually forget what a sephora is

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